Ouch Honesty

Attn. Reader Things you need to know in advance: Birdie used to date Davis.

Birdie:

“Where were you on Lunch?”

Davis:

(leaning over Birdie’s cubicle) “I ran into an ex-girlfriend and we made plans to get a bite to eat.”

Birdie:

“Did you sleep with her? Is that why you’re twenty minutes late?”

Davis:

"No, no… she was never as easy as you."