Alias

Beulah hated her Christian name, so she kept it a secret and called herself Birdie. She has a long term boyfriend but her only real friends are Davis and Sheldon. Sometimes Birdie imagined her superiors in drag. Sometimes she imagined she was a young Audrey Hepburn. But mostly Birdie was happy with simple things, like those that reflect light, or articles in Pink or reruns of S. I. T. C. When Birdie felt spunky, she wore jeans over her naked bum.